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Lunchy✩
The official mascot of lunch.fun, Lunchy is just a smol lil guy ✧ who wakes up every morning bursting with one question: "can we lunch something today ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)?" ⊹ ࣪ ˖
He doesn't mean eat. He means create, deploy, and moon :D Lunchy is convinced that every meme is a recipe and every recipe deserves a proper cook ⋆˙⟡
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the many moods of lunchy
just a chill small guy... or is he?
lunchy may look chill but he will not tolerate anything less than a S tier cook, the violence this lil bean is capable of is unfathomable, you have been warned ^—^
COOK MODE 🔪 MEME MODE 😳
spatula in one hand, knife in the other, eyebrows up — a lunch is about to get cooked. *ੈ✩‧₊˚
this is not a drill
THIS IS NOT A DRILL MF ITS LUNCHY TIME ༺☆༻
⋆˚꩜｡ the lunchy dossier ｡꩜˚⋆
species
lil green creature that is a grower AND a shower (as well as a masterful cook) ⊹
headwear
lil green ahh cap courtesy of the lovely people over at Robinhood! (not actually, we just jokin, don't sue us pls ｡﹏｡)
day job
being the mascot for lunch.fun and cooking shit up like a real smol bean. 🪙
catchphrase
"can we lunch a coin?" (yes. always yes.) ⋆˙⟡
love language
cooking a fine meme with you until it giga rips like a mf. ݁₊ ⊹
favorite chain
robinhood, because it is the only jeet free chain left in the crypto currency ecosystem. *ੈ✩
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a day in the life of lunchy
24 hours that one smol bean creature (created by the mad scientists at Lunch) spends in one day of very serious lunchy business
08:00 ⊹ ࣪ ˖
soft blanky hours
lunchy is technically an LP (Little Professional) who doesn't just cook memes, but also LPs them (Liquidity Pools!) but his pink blanket has other plans. he clutches his tiny bear, dreams of da next 100000x, and files a formal request for five more minutes. -.,-
09:15 ݁₊ ⊹
tea? bath? washing?
lunchy has discovered the chicken mug. he lives here now. this is his office, his spa, and his sigma male grindset cave. DO NOT disturb the smol bean who is LOCKED IN
11:00 ⋆˚꩜｡
LOCKED IN
lunchy has all his stuff right at his beantips, locked in, and GRINDING, SCANNING, LOOKING, and GEM HUNTING at his cute lil desk <3
13:00 ✩‧₊˚
the meme bean deployer
eyes narrow. the ticker is chosen. the liquidity is hot. lunchy peeks over the desk and whispers: "we deploy now." ⊹
15:00 ݁ . ⟡ ݁ .
the post-lunch situation
had 2 much lunch. now he's fatass. no regrets. meme cooked, consumed, and will now fart it out like the pro bean he is. GG lunchy
19:00 *ੈ✩
one more idea, promise
it's late. you're scrolling. lunchy climbs into frame with the exact energy of a fat, old cat at 2am and asks, sparkle-eyed: "can we lunch something?" and honestly, fuck u lil bean. JUST KIDDING of course we can!!" ⊹
༺☆༻ ready to launch? ༺☆༻
let's lunch
a coin
bring a ticker, a meme, and a dream of 1000x. lunchy will handle the enthusiasm while lunch.fun handles the deploy. ⋆˚꩜｡
🚀 deploy on lunch.fun